All Stories in English Jokes

Italian Girl

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

Biriyani

Komalan was eating Chicken Biriyani at a 5 star chayakkada….. He found a fly in it.. Komalan: edo ethil oru eecha chathu kidakkunu!! chaayaKadakaaran: Athil oru KOZHI chathu kidakkunu … Pinnale oru cheriya EECHA

Cup Holder

True story from a Novell NetWire SysOp: Caller: “Hello, is this Tech Support?” Tech: “Yes, it is. How may I help you?”

Flood in Komalan’s House

There came a big flood, and the water around Komalan’s house was rising steadily.. Komalan was standing on the porch, watching water rising all around him, when a man in a boat came along and called to Komalan, “Get in the boat and I’ll get you …

Play Chess with left hand

Mr  Komalan was traveling from England to India. Seated besides him was Viswanath Ananth, chess champion. Ananth asks him whether he would like to play chess to kill time.

Language in Heaven

An elderly Punjabi admitted to the intensive care department of a hospital requested that he take lessons in French. The doctor was puzzled and asked him why. “Well, French is the language of heaven,” he sighed. “I want to be able to communicate with everyone …

Every where I touch it hurts

Komalan goes to the doctor and says “Doc, I ache all over. Every where I touch it hurts.” The doc says “Ok, touch your elbow.”  Komalan  touches his elbow and winces in genuine pain.

Special food price

Komalan goes to a grocery store. He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out. The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and will probably feed cat food …

Indian election application form

1. Name of Candidate : _______________________ 2. Present Address (i) Name of Jail : _______________________ (ii) Cell Number : _______________________

Indian and Pakistanis egg fight

There was once a Indian and an Pakistani who lived next door to each other. The Indian owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen’s eggs for breakfast.

Komalan’s Flight Meal

Komalan was booked into an SIA flight to Bombay. But as this was his first time in an airplane, he made a few preparations that were out of place. When the stewardess came around to take orders for the in-flight meal,  Komalan declared loudly, “I …