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Mahanmaraya Aalukal

5 MAHANMARARAYA AALUKAL.. 1. MAHATHMA GHANDI..PULLI MARICHU POYI..2,SADDAM HUSSAIN, IPPO PATTU PAISAKKU KOLLILLA, 3, AISHWARIA RAI..NAMMADE RANGE ILL KITTILLA..PINNE NJANUM ..NEEYUM….SO KEEP IN TOUCH

Kalam mayikkatha murivundo?

Kalam mayikkatha murivundo? Kulichal pokatha azukkundo? Chirichal kanatha pallundo? Marakkan pattatha thettudo? Paranjal theeratha prashnagal undo? Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo??

Ente Rum ile Sodayanu Nee

Ente Rum ile Sodayanu Nee Nalla Veesukara, Peggozhichu Njaan Kaathu Vechoruren Chillu Glassiloorum Lickeronnu vende…… Liquoronnu vende..nalla veeshukaara..ente kootukaraa.. Thottu koottuvanulla picklum.. chipsum ennapole Thottaduthu njan ninnuvenkilum veeshukilla mone..

Passenger

Alleppy passenger time 7.30 Kottayam passenger 7.45 Kollam Passenger 18.25 Jan shatabdii 17.40 Rajadhani Exp 1.35 Kerala Exp 15.45 Venad 17.15 Kurla Exp 14.10 Kannur exp, malabar exp, bokkaaro, maveli…… train etra ennam undennariyamo….? Onnu thala vechu kooode…?????????

Mandoos

Wanna see magic??????? scroll 25 times to unveal the secrets of magic!!! POTHU POLE VALARANU!!!! IPPOZHUM MAGIC KAANAN IRIKKUVA MANDOOS!!!

Wrong Code

Enter Password 2 touch my heart ! * ** *** **** wrong Code ! U Have touched my legs Anyway … Take my blessings… !!! NEE YONNUM NANNAVOOLADA!!!

Mandha Bhudhi !

GIRL : I AM LIKE A RADIO, MY LEFT NEEPLE IS VOLUME & RIGHT NIPPLE IS TUNER. BOY : TURNS BOTH BUT THERE IS NO SOUND. GIRL SAYS, Mandha Bhudhi..ADIYAM PLUG KUTTU..

British girl

whn u kiss a british girl she says “kiss me softly” whn u kiss a american girl shw says “kiss me hardly” and whn u kiss a malayali girl she says “day..arodum paraylle ente ponne”..

Marvallous tourist spot

wanna see the marvallous tourist spot in kerala “munnnar” .. .. .. … .. .. .. 666 ENNI NOKKIKKE COREECT ALLE NNU .

Sonia was plan’g 2 come 2 kerala

Sonia was plan’g 2 come 2 kerala with ManMhn. However MMhn cancel’d the trip.AKAntony was send a telegram.NEWS in Malayala Manorama nxt day “Sonia thanichu verunnu,Antonikku KAMBI

Karunakaran and Soopi

Karunakaran and Soopi at Guruvayoor. Kar’n said,”Makal Padmaja.Moolathil oru pal payasam. Hear’g this Soopi said,”Makal Khadeeja.Kundiyil oru Koyibiriyani

Innnum nerathe poyallo

wife-innnum nerathe poyallo enthu patty hus-enthanannariyilla eeyideyayi inganeyanu wife-ini varumo hus-namukku nokkam wife- wannallo hus- thanks to K S E B