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Vaakkukal parajayappedumpol…

Vaakkukal parajayappedumpol… Kannukal samsarikkum. Kannukal parajayappedumpol… Hrudayam samsarikkum. Hrudayam parajayappedumpozho? Pinne onnum nokkanda, Mookkil panji vachal mathi!

Aaru pookal tharam ninakku…

Aaru pookal tharam ninakku… Onnu ninte aarogyathinayi… Randamathethu aiswaryamundavan… Moonnamathethu agrahichathokke nadakkan… Naalamathethu enikku tharunna sauhrudathinu… Ennittum randennam baakkiyanallo, Saaramilla, chumma randu cheviyilum vacho… Chemaparathi poova

Einstein paranju,

Einstein paranju, “Maricha simhathekkal nallathu jeevichirikkunna kazhuthaya.” Santhoshamayeda, santhoshamayi. Oralenkilum ninnekkurichu nallathu paranjallo. Athum Einstein…!

Njan swargathil chennappol

Njan swargathil chennappol daivam ennodu chodichu: Ninte ettavum adutha koottukaranara…? Njan ninte peru paranju. Appol daivam: Nee nannavilleda

Mobile nannayi kazhukuka.

Mobile nannayi kazhukuka. Cheriya kashanangalaayi murikkuka. Aaavsyathinu ennayum mattu masalakalum cherkkuka Ningalude mobile achar ready Ninte mobilil ninnu oru callo smso varunnilla Atheduthu acharenkilu idoo…

Manushyan thante mandatharathil

Manushyan thante mandatharathil sandoshikkunnatheppozhanu? Orthu nokku… Ningalude vivahadinam!

Ninakku ormmayundo aa kalam…

Ninakku ormmayundo aa kalam… Oru mazhayathu njanum neeyum vayalvarampil koodi nadannathum njan ninte purthu mazhavellam therippichathum… Appol athile poya kanarettan paranjathu njan innumorkkunnu… ‘Mazhayathanoda pothine kulippikkunnathu?’

Raathriyayi…

Raathriyayi… Bhootham varunna neramayi… Vegam moodipputhachu kidannurangikko… Enthina veruthe paavam bhoothathine pedippikkunnathu??

Sthiramaya mobile

Sthiramaya mobile upayogam thalachorinu kedu varuthumathre! Ninteyokke bhagyam. Ethra venamenkilum samsarikkamallo. Kedavan onnumillallo!

Jeevitham aaswadyamakkan moonu vazhikal

Jeevitham aaswadyamakkan moonu vazhikal 1. Jalam pazhakkaruthu. Beer mathram kudikkuka. 2. Ayalkkare snehikkoo. Pakshe pidikkappedaruthu. 3. Ella purushanmarum vivaham kazhikkanam, karanam jeevitham santhoshikkan mathramullathalla.

Ninne njan innu roadil

Ninne njan innu roadil vachu kandu. Nee valare santhoshathilayirunnu. Adivachadi vachulla ninte nadatham manoharamayirunnu. Kandu ninna ente hrudayam ariyathe aa pazhaya paattu moolan thudangi; ‘Who let the dogs out!’

Jeevanillatha poovineppolum

Jeevanillatha poovineppolum naam snehikkunnu… Pakshe, namukkuvendi jeevathyagam cheyyunna palareyum naam snehikkan marakkunnu. Athinaal… Chikkane snehikkoo…