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Oru pennu karanjal

Oru pennu karanjal athinu pinnil 101 kaaranangal kaanum. Ennal oru aanu karanjal athinu orotta kaaraname kaanoo… Oru pennu!

Enthanu mathruka

Chodyam: Enthanu mathruka dampathikalum disaurukalum thammilulla samyam? Utharam: Randum vamsanaasam sambhavichu poyi.

Thankalude hrudayathil

Thankalude hrudayathil oru kalakaaran urangikkidappundo? Undenkil avanodu para moothram ozhichittu kidakkan. Veruthe hrudayam vrithikedakkanda.

Ee lokathil ettavum valuthayathenthaanu?

Ee lokathil ettavum valuthayathenthaanu? Kadal…? Alla Mala…? Alla Aakasam…? Alla Ariyille Ninte potta cell phonilekku message ayakkunna ente valiya manassu!

Plastic coverinullil

Plastic coverinullil kurangan irikkunnathu kandittundo? Ille, aalochichu nokkoo… Ennittum kittiyillenkil vishamikkenda. Swantham identity card eduthu onnu nokku!

Kothiyavunnu

Eda enikku ninne kaanan kothiyavunnu… Nammal thamnil kandittu ethra divasamayi… Sarikkum ithano pranayam? Snehapoorvam ninte swantham bath soap.

Chandanil vellam kandethi…

Chandanil vellam kandethi… Haavoo bhagyam… Iniyoru fullum lesam acharum kondu swasthamayi irikkanoru sthalamayallo!

Kangaroo

Chodyam: Kunjine kanathayal kangaroo karayunnathenganeyaayirikkum? Utharam: Ayyo! Aaro enne pockettadiche…

Enikku ninte sauhrudam venam…

Enikku ninte sauhrudam venam… Enikku ninte sameepyam venam… Enikku ninte sahayam venam… Enikku ninte upadesam venam… Enikku ninneppoleyaakanam… Samsayikkanda Njan nasikkan theerumanichu…

Chettan innale bike vangunna koottathil enikkoru

Kamuki: Chettan innale bike vangunna koottathil enikkoru maala vangitharamennu paranjittu thannillallo. Kamukan: tharaam.. bikil aadyamayi poyi pidichu parikkunna maala ninakka…

Ninnkkaay 10 Ummakal

Ninnkkaay 10 Ummakal Paathumma ayishumma nabeesumma kadeesumma hadeesumma hajjumma beepathumma cheriyumma mariyumma kunjumma Pinna ende umma onnumkudy ninda vallumma

Kollunnavan KILLER

Kollunnavan KILLER Chadunnavan JUMPER Paattukaaran SINGER Adikkunnavan FIGHTER Ennaal, KISS Cheyyunnavan?? “UMMER”