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Hajiyaar ath kootti vayichu ?

Haajiyaar Chennail poyappol oru board kandu- “www.sunnetwork.com” Hajiyaar ath kootti vayichu “Padachavane ! Ivideyokke internet vazhi aano sunnath cheyyunnath..?”

Papam cheythal “THREE WHEELER” kittum

2 papam cheythu swargathil poyal “TWO WHEELER” kittum, 3 papam cheythal “THREE WHEELER” kittum. Ninte karyam ho..? “TRAIN” Odikkanoke ariyamo ????

Urvasi theatersnte Puthiyanadakam

Adichu ninte anapallu njan theruppikkum – – – – – Enna HIT nadakathinu shesham. “URVASHI THEATERS” avatharippikkunna puthiya nadakam. “VEHITTU PODA ALAVALATHY”

Oru Intelligentaya, Glamarulla oru

Thangal Oru – Inteligentaaya – Glamourulla – Personalitiyulla – Smart Aaya – Nalla swabavamulla – Oralude SMS Aanu Vayichu kondirikkunnathu. Ur very Lucky

Glamour koodiyavar tax adakkanam.

Arinjille…! Govt puthiya niyamam irakki, glamour koodiyavar tax adakkanam. Ninteyoru bagyam, 5 paisa kodukendallo. Ente karyam poka, njan loan eduthu mudiyum.

Nammude adukkalyilirunna randu dosakkallum kanunnillaů

Wife: Nammude adukkalyilirunna randu dosakkallum kanunnillaů Husband: Athini nokkandaů TV avatharakayaya ninte mol atheduthu kaathilittondu poyi.

Think a number between 41to50

TRY THIS- >Think a number between 41to50. >Now +5*2-3-9*3+2/4. > write the answer on a paper. >athu madakki rocket undakki vitto. VERE PANI ILLALLO.! pts

Ayal santhoshathode purathirangi Apol ayal orthu..!

A TENSION STORY: Oru penkutty lift chodikunu. Vazhik avalk thala karakkam, Ayal Hospitl kond pokunnu, Dr said: ‘Ningal achanakan pokunnu’. TENSION! He said Njan alla idinte achan! Dr penkutyod chodichu, Penkuty paranju, ‘Iddhehamanu kunjinte achan’ De pinneyum TENSION! Police vannu. Ayalude med. report vannu ‘Ayalk …

Kothichathum onnu..

Njan parayan kothichathum, nee kelkkan kothichathum onnu.. Njan parayathe poyathum nee Kelkkathe Poyathum onnu.. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Itha aa onnu “1”. ha ha ha

Avar orumich chalikkunnu, orumichu chimmunnu,

Ne Ninak ninte randu kannukal thammilulla bandham ariyaamo…… avar orumich chalikkunnu, orumichu chimmunnu, enthum orumichu kanunnu, orumichu karayunnu, orumich chirikkunnu, avasanam orumichu urangunnu, pakshe… orikkalpolum avar parasparam kanunnilla…….

Adiravile mohidanayi adilere virayalumayi

Neelathamara Paradi Adiravile mohidanayi adilere virayalumayi Beveragil nilkum chandrano thidukkam Padivayi vellamadikkaan oru thidukham

Kuppigal perukki jeevikkunnavar engane jeevikkum.

Beer kudikkan thonnunnilla… Pakshe Beer kuppiyil nokkumbol… Beer companyile panikkaar… Avarude kudumbam… Avarude makkal, kuppigal perukki jeevikkunnavar engane jeevikkum..? so CHEERS…