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Ennalum nammal anweshichu kondirikkum.

“Anweshikkunnathellam namukku kittarilla, Ennalum nammal anweshichu kondirikkum. Aa anweshanam theerumbol nammalude jeevitham theernnu ennanartham…”

Njammale kalbinte kalbaya AAMINA..

Malappuram “LOVE LETTER” Njammale kalbinte kalbaya AAMINA..Ante pedakkana meen polathe kannum, Poricha undakkaya polthe mookkum, jilebi kasanam polthe chundum aake koodi ijjoru hooriyanu mole. Pakkenki ante vapa oru seithananu. Onte mayyathu kanathe nammal aa padi kadakkoola. Ennu ante “BEERANIKKA”.

Aa paranjavante kazhuthinupidichu chodikkanam

“YOUR ARE A FOOL” – – – – – – – – – Ennu aarenkilum paranjal vishamikkaruth..! Aa paranjavante kazhuthinupidichu chodikkanam. “Engane Arinju..???”

Marakatha ormakalumayi njan kaathirikkum

Marikatha manasum, marakatha ormakalumayi njan kaathirikkum, Istappedanamennu nirbandhamilla, Marakkaruthennu pidivashiyumilla Enkilum verukkaruth.

Njan I love you paranjappol Avalude kannukal chuvannu…

Njan I love you paranjappol Avalude kannukal chuvannu… Njan Arinjilla Next ente kavil chuvakkumennu ! Nee chirikkanda Aval LIPSTIC ittirunnu.

Aake Free ullathu message mathram

Ari, Panchasara, Ulli, petrol, ellathinum thee vila ! Aake Free ullathu message mathram Athum arkum ayakkathe kettipidich kidanno ! Chakumbol koode kondupokam !!

Eniyum kanumenna viswasam enik ennum undu..

Ithrayum nal koottukoodiyappol arinjirunnilla. Oru nal vidaparayumbol ariyathe ente nenjil verpiriyalinte vedhana undakumennu. Pakshe eniyum kanumenna viswasam enik ennum undu… I LOVE MY FRIENDS

Kudiyanmarude veetil ini pattiniyilla.

Kudiyanmarude veetil ini pattiniyilla. Oru Beerinu 50 Rs Maathram. athinte kuppi vittaal 2 roopa kittum. 2 roopakku Ari kittum LDF sarkkarinu abhivaadhyangal.

Kazhikkan enda ullathu ?

Sardar Hotelil Sardar: Kazhikkan enda ullathu ? Waiter: Avide Menu vachittundu. Sardar: Ennal 2 choodu menuvum oru chayayum….!!!

Njan nine swanthamakkum

Kamukan: Theegolangal panju vannalum kodunkatthu veesiyadichalum njan nine swanthamakkum. Kamuki: Naale varumo chetta? Kamukan: Nokkatte, mazhayillenkil varam!

Cherukan allu arjune polirikumennu paranjitu..???

penninte achan:cherukan allu arjune polirikumennu paranjitu e kuranganeyanoda ne kondu vannathu? tintu broker:chetta ivan alluvine polirike mathramalla nadakukayum samsarikukayumokke cheyyum!!!

Nee nannayi padunnundu ????

Kamukan: Priye, nee nannayi padunnundu. Kamuki: Ayyo, njan verum bath room singer aanu. Kamukan: Ennal pinne namukkonnichu paadiyalentha?