Every where I touch it hurts
Komalan goes to the doctor and says “Doc, I ache all over. Every where I touch it hurts.”
The doc says “Ok, touch your elbow.”
Komalan touches his elbow and winces in genuine pain.
The doc, surprised,says “touch your head.”
Komalan touches his head and jumps in agony.
The doc asks him to touch his knee and the same thing happens.
Every where Komalan touches it hurts like hell.
The doc is stumped and orders a complete examination with X-rays etc… and tells Komalan to come back after two days.
Two days later Komalan comes back and the doctor says, “We’ve found your problem…”
“Oh yeah? what is it ?”
‘You’ve broken your finger!’